Cú Faoil (‘Koo Fweel’), my most ancient ancestor, lived on a magical island called ‘Forever Young’ which was full of dastard druids, lewd leprechauns, wicked witches and pesty pixies all making mischievous mayhem.
Alongside giant red-haired superheroes called Thuata de Danann (‘Too-ah day Don-an’), they swiftly stopped such shenanigans bringing peace and prosperity to all.
